(cooking fajitas for dinner with mom)
Mom: Okay I’m going for a walk, make sure you start making the rice at 6:30 ok?
Me: (tumble tumble tumble)
Mom: Jenny, can you start making the rice at 6:30..?
Mom: Ok I’m leaving, so what do you need to do at 6:30?
Me: Umm, climb onto the roof, jump off and learn how to fly.
Mom: Exactly, I’ll see you later. Let me know how it goes.